| Track Title | Audio | Instrumental | Voices | Track Length | Artist(s) | Album |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ugh | (Regular)
(Tankman only)
(Boyfriend only) |
1:25 | Kawai Sprite | 
| ||
| Guns | (Regular)
(Tankman only)
(Boyfriend only) |
2:20 | Kawai Sprite |
| ||
| Stress | (Regular)
(Tankman only)
(Boyfriend only) |
2:05 | Kawai Sprite |
|
Week 7/Audio
< Week 7
Audio
This is the subpage for the tracks and other audio files used in Week 7.
Week 7 Tracks
Tracks for Week 7, Tankman.
| Track Title | Audio | Instrumental | Voices | Track Length | Artist(s) | Album |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ugh Erect | (Regular)
(Tankman only)
(Boyfriend only) |
1:23 | Kawai Sprite | 
|
| Track Title | Audio | Instrumental | Voices | Track Length | Artist(s) | Album |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ugh (Pico Mix) | (Regular)
(Tankman only)
(Pico only) |
1:25 | tsuyunoshi |
| ||
| Guns (Pico Mix) | (Regular)
(Tankman only)
(Pico only) |
2:20 | tsuyunoshi |
| ||
| Stress (Pico Mix) | (Regular)
(Tankman only)
(Pico only) |
2:04 | Saruky | 
|
Dialogue
Week 7 Cutscene Dialogue
Sound files for the dialogue during the cutscenes in Week 7.
Ugh
| Audio | Transcript |
|---|---|
| Tankman: "Well, well, well! Whadda we got here?" | |
| Boyfriend: "Bee!" | |
| Tankman: "We should just KILL YOU, but what the hell, it's been a boring day. Let's see what you got!" |
Guns
| Audio | Transcript |
|---|---|
| Tankman: "Ha, pretty tight bars for a little dude who's simping over an... ugly, boring little teenager that wears her mom's clothes, ha! Hehehehe..." |
Stress
| Audio | Transcript |
|---|---|
| Regular Censored |
Tankman: "God effing dammit! Well played, you little shit! But this is WAR! And in war... people DIE! Men, get ready to fire! Sorry, no prom for you this year, ha ha ha!" Tankman: "Ah, look who it is! Your sexually ambiguous, angry little friend! Don't you have a school to shoot up? There's one way to settle this. Let's rock, ya little cunt! Heh heh heh heh heh... Ya little cunts!" |
Tankman Game Over Dialogue
During a Game Over in Week 7, Tankman will deliver a random insult from 25 possible phrases, with variations for Pico's mixes.
| Audio | Transcript |
|---|---|
| "I said let's rock, not suck cock." [laughing] | |
| "Oh my god! What the hell was that!? What the hell. Was. That?" | |
| "I guess your shitty blue hair dye got in your eyes. It's okay, it happens to all of us." | |
| "Maybe you should go play Week 1 again." [laughing] | |
| "Can you even feed yourself!? Can you even walk straight?" | |
| "Maybe if you had more friends, you'd be less depressed and play better, hm?" | |
| "You're ugly and you can't keep a rhythm! Truly, you are cursed." | |
| "Man, are you tired of eating shit yet?" [laughing] | |
| "Eh, you're gettin' closer! I wouldn't brag about it though." | |
| "No wonder your parents hate you." [laughing] | |
| "If you can't beat me, how are you gonna survive this harsh and cruel world, hmm?" | |
| "The only thing you're funkin' tonight is your sock." | |
| "Why am I wasting my time against some baggy-pantsed fuck?" [laughing] | |
| "Why am I wasting my time against some baggy-pantsed punk?" | |
| "Hey, here's some Friday Night Funkin' lore for ya! I don't like you!" | |
| "You just make me wanna cry." | |
| "You know I'm running out of shit to say here so you better beat this sometime today, asshole." | |
| "'Congratulations, you won!' That's what I would say if you weren't such a goddamn failure." [laughing] | |
| "You gotta press the arrows, kid. Not slap your keyboard like your blind uncle, what?" | |
| "You feel that? That's called failure and you better get used to it." [laughing] | |
| "Open your fuckin' eyes, geez." | |
| "I hope you're not some internet streamer screaming like a sociopath right now!" | |
| "That was terrible. Just terrible." | |
| "My dead grandmother has more nimble fingers! C'mon!" | |
| "Good lord, what the hell is your problem, man? [burp] Just do it right, please!" |
| Audio | Transcript |
|---|---|
| "Asian fetish? 'ey man that's cool, I don't like emotions in women either!" [laughing] | |
| "Haha, hey watch out man, those Asian ladies uhhh... be crazy!" | |
| "Hey man, why don't you give white women a try, they're crazy too!" [laughing] | |
| "Green sleeves and khakis? Man, it's not 1999 anymore, get some new fuckin' clothes." | |
| "Maaan! How old ARE you anyways? Weren't you in high school 25 years ago? WHAT?!" | |
| "Haha, nice try, you little psychopath." | |
| "You've been playing this goddamn game for four long years and you're still this ASS?! What the hell are you DOING?!" | |
| [chuckle] "Bro, who the fuck styles your hair? Like, what the hell is that? Did the kid down the street with autism give you a haircut?" [snickering] | |
| [laughing] "You weak ass bitch, I swear." | |
| "Hey, this is a shout-out to everyone too lazy to play the game and is watching this line in a YouTube compilation; those Indonesians uploading these need to eat too, okay?" [giggle] "Don't skip those ads!" [laughing] |